Mint Tasting T-Shirts

Polo pony

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

Picking pastries.

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Try to guess the continent dining...

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"I come here for the pepper."

"How fresh is the calamari?"

You've Had Enough!

Our visit to the flan factory.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

The Main Types of Cheese

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

Church Basement Foodie

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Cheese

"Did you remember my mints?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."