Minion Lover Gifts

Homer Simpson appears as a Minion in the mirror.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Dragon and Dragoff

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'The knights are drawing closer'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'Regular or decapitated?'

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

I see the Boris moon arising. . .