Minion Gifts

'Well Knuckles - All those years of faithful service and we never discussed retirement options!'

Robot Parts $5

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

Bad hair day!

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

SALE

Mixed Doubles.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Lamb Noise.

It's a call from Tate modern.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Cat and mouse

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

A child runs an equity stand.

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'