Miniature Maniac Gifts

"It's the world's smallest and comes equipped with tweezers and magnifying glass."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

'Spell checker!'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

A baby playing on a grand piano

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

Addiction to mobile.

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

Love Hurts

King Richard I

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

"Why can't you bring me a rodent like a normal cat?"

Headphone swing

'Oh, you know, the usual...just working.'

Lox Ness Monster

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

Dragon Barbecue

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

Tar umbrellas for sale at viking attack

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'

oh no - here comes the national trust again...

An elevator door opens to reveal rows of teeth