Minimum Wage Earner Gifts

Minimum Wage Swamp

'Salaries Manager. No.'

"I believe I'll skip the appetizer. I ate the flowers."

"What's your dad waiting for-a receipt?"

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

Skier flying past mountains

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

"We pay the living dead wage."

'He has some unresolved issues.'

Skier leaves his skis behind.

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

'Junior, if you don't do your homework and stop daytrading, we'll have to freeze your assets!'

'Will that be for here or to go - and if it's to go, can you take me with you?'

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

"I've decided to purge our material goods, starting with your crap."

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

'I refuse to get a job as long as my allowance is higher than minimum wage.'

"Whoa, don't hand me my pay cheque. I'm allergic to peanuts!"

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

'It's a Royal mint workers strike.'

'You can't win — every time we earn a little overtime, it gets eaten up by inflation!'

That �10 rise you told me to keep quiet about - I found out everybody else got �20.

'I think you might've over-packed, We'll only be gone for an hour,'

'Would you prefer your paycheck be sent directly to you oil dealer, your mortgage holder or health insurance provider?'

"Doctor, don't you have a conflict of interest by owning a ski resort?"

Skiers

I love snowboarding!

"I donate to your space research hoping you find a lower wage work force."

"Great...after taxes, our Christmas bonus is 10 bucks. I hear the boss gave himself a $5,000 bonus."

Never getting the right present phobia: 'I know there's nothing in it. You have everything.'

Ski Toilets

'They all said get it while you can so I got it when I could and now that I have it I don't want it anymore.'