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'Salaries Manager. No.'

"I believe I'll skip the appetizer. I ate the flowers."

"What's your dad waiting for-a receipt?"

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

Skier flying past mountains

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

'He has some unresolved issues.'

"We pay the living dead wage."

Great. What do I get the man who already HAS nothing? It's a birthday party.

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

Skier leaves his skis behind.

'Junior, if you don't do your homework and stop daytrading, we'll have to freeze your assets!'

'Will that be for here or to go - and if it's to go, can you take me with you?'

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

"I've decided to purge our material goods, starting with your crap."

'You can't win — every time we earn a little overtime, it gets eaten up by inflation!'

"Whoa, don't hand me my pay cheque. I'm allergic to peanuts!"

'I refuse to get a job as long as my allowance is higher than minimum wage.'

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

'It's a Royal mint workers strike.'

Bunny Slope

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

Mint. What will happen if production of coins is privatized? "Quarterly profits" will have an entirely new meaning!

That �10 rise you told me to keep quiet about - I found out everybody else got �20.

'Would you prefer your paycheck be sent directly to you oil dealer, your mortgage holder or health insurance provider?'

'I think you might've over-packed, We'll only be gone for an hour,'

"Doctor, don't you have a conflict of interest by owning a ski resort?"

U.S. Mint. How should we decide whether or not to discontinue the penny? Flip a coin!

Skiers

"Great...after taxes, our Christmas bonus is 10 bucks. I hear the boss gave himself a $5,000 bonus."

I love snowboarding!

"I donate to your space research hoping you find a lower wage work force."

Never getting the right present phobia: 'I know there's nothing in it. You have everything.'

Ski Toilets