Minimum Wage Worker Gifts

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

"I don't get it...my checks are tiny!"

Claus 2.0

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Polluted geese

Motivation to work

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"We need a union!'

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

Fragile stamper.

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

Time Out For Teddy

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

Nuclear waste.

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

Congratulations Strike Over!

Idle parts

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

Night-shift entrance

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

Rust test in progress.

Cheese Secret

Clone Factory