Minimalist Hero Gifts

"My super powers are listening and downsizing my life."

That shows business confidence.

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Man showing in the rain.

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

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"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

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'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"Hoarder."

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

"It's called 'Sold'."

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."