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A Puppet Named Juan

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'He does.'

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"They're class action figures."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

Ventriloquist Grave

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

'Just reading the minutes back will be sufficient.'

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

And now, for a rebuttal.

"I've called you here to discuss some issues because this big sissy didn't have the guts."

"My client will not answer that question as it presupposes his sanity."

"She said don't forget the straw."

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'