Miniature Protestor Gifts

'Another strike?'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

The International and May Day Terrorism

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"I tested very high in playing."

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

"I've got news for you. Kids don't have a union and doing your homework is not negotiable."

'We never should have brought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious and arbitrary.'

No toxic waste in my backyard!

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

'Oh Darren, I just love what you've done with your dung.'

'I'll give you sit-down-strike! Just you get this room tidied up by bedtime!'

Labour Protests.

"I think this is the last year he'll believe in Father Christmas, he's asking a lot of questions"

UN climate report

'What do you mean, Poll Tax?'

A Nation of Peace

It turns out nobody has anything to say.

The ancient art of Bonsai ants.

"I'm going to be an activist when I grow up."

Asbo Land

Man tending plant on the motorway/freeway

"And they wonder where feminists come from!"

"I worked an hour cleaning my room and I only get $1.00 allowance? Haven't you heard of the minimum wage?"

"I have so much I want to express, but when I try to put it into Play-Doh it never comes out right."

"It's my day off."

"First it was no football, now it's no money. I don't think they know what they're doing."

'Well, Mom...today I learned what WON'T flush!'