Miniature Militant Gifts

Demonstrator with son.

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

The Hobby Store

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

Bonsai Exhibit

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

Nano technology.

"I've got news for you. Kids don't have a union and doing your homework is not negotiable."

No toxic waste in my backyard!

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

The Tiny Houseboat Movement

'I'll give you sit-down-strike! Just you get this room tidied up by bedtime!'

'Minibar' - A HotelMotel with an actual miniature Bar and Bartender in its minibar fridge.

To Launch

'This is my toughest soldier -- He's been through Mom's vacuum cleaner eight times!'

Model steam train pulls into a station

Toy soldiers - War on drugs, War on binge drinking, Combat obesity, etc.

A ship in a bottle fires a cannon ball at a model ship in an admiral's den.

'Excellent strategy, General...Though I fear the enemy might be full size...'

It's a model.

Old women in model village over reacting at 'wrestling' in the model town hall

Mini Zoo: Minor Nighthawk, Pygmy Buffalo, Dwarf Chameleon.

"I'm going to be an activist when I grow up."

"I worked an hour cleaning my room and I only get $1.00 allowance? Haven't you heard of the minimum wage?"

Tourists filming a thatched cottage.

"And they wonder where feminists come from!"

Matchstick Taj Mahal

Bonsai Redwood Tree