Miniature Mischief Maker Pillows

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

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'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Oh no ... Outsourcing

'Outside with that!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Knights

Fishing for Mice

Occupational Hazards.

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

What have you done with the spare filter paper, please? I've made you a hat miss!

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

Mozart swimming.

Timpani for the devil

The invisible man makes a pancake

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

'I'd like an older brother, please.'

'Why are you hiding in the closet?'

Frankie the discount genie

"Can you play something the neighbor's dog doesn't know?"

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

"That's not the boiling oil, that's my casserole!"

'Hey kid, what are you in for?'