Miniature Mischief Maker Pillows

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Oh no ... Outsourcing

'Outside with that!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

Fishing for Mice

Knights

Occupational Hazards.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

What have you done with the spare filter paper, please? I've made you a hat miss!

Mozart swimming.

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

The invisible man makes a pancake

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

Timpani for the devil

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

'I'd like an older brother, please.'

'Why are you hiding in the closet?'

"That's not the boiling oil, that's my casserole!"

Frankie the discount genie

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

'Hey kid, what are you in for?'

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'