Miniature Mature Gifts

'I'm sorry, Herbert, but graduating from kindergarten does not come with a hefty retirement package.'

Remote control pirate bully

Director/Action Man toy.

"He likes it."

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

King Kongs first christmas

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

Model Building

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

"They're class action figures."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Computerized Dollhouse.

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

Sushi Train Set.

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

Trainset

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

Little girl playing childrens hospital

Tiny people.

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

"I'd offer you a lift home but..."