Minatures Gifts

Joe's Foot-long Subs: A Man discovers he has been given a little real Submarine.

Remote control pirate bully

Director/Action Man toy.

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

King Kongs first christmas

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"They're class action figures."

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

Little Tiny Push-Carts

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

Sushi Train Set.

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

A small man under a giant microscope.

Trainset

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

Little girl playing childrens hospital

Remote control car breakdown.

Tiny people.

"I'd offer you a lift home but..."