Minatures Gifts

Joe's Foot-long Subs: A Man discovers he has been given a little real Submarine.

Remote control pirate bully

Director/Action Man toy.

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

King Kongs first christmas

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

"They're class action figures."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

Little Tiny Push-Carts

Sushi Train Set.

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

A small man under a giant microscope.

Trainset

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

Tiny people.

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Remote control car breakdown.

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

Little girl playing childrens hospital

Walsh Miniatures