Miniature Academic Gifts

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Playdough's The Republic

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

King Kongs first christmas

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

Stonehenge Sandcastle

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

Model Building

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

Computerized Dollhouse.

Little Tiny Push-Carts

Sushi Train Set.

'The end. Well, time for bed. What are you writing?'

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

Trainset

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

Tiny people.

Little girl playing childrens hospital

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

"Aren't you young to be worrying about college?"

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.