Miniature Architects Gifts

"You propose to me and now you want me to sign a prenup!?"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Building giant sand pies.

"City kids."

"I don't know what went wrong."

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

'Some action figures! - They just STAND there!'

"He lives in a block of flats"

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

A small man under a giant microscope.

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

"He wants to be an architect."

Child with a junior chemistry set in the complaints department.

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

"Since it's cold outside, I thought it was only logical that I build my snow fort inside. The laws of science disagree."

"He's made our of mud. Since it hasn't snowed, I had to improvise."

"Donny's just going through a brutalist phase."

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

'Honey, why aren't you destroying your toys?'

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

'Oh Darren, I just love what you've done with your dung.'

'You like it? I'm getting a government grant for Phase 2.'

'I thought I told you not to play 'foreclosure eviction' with your sister's doll house!'

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

When I get enough Legos, I'm building a place of my own.

'The Architect Ant really outdid himself this time, don't you think?'