Miniature Academic T-Shirts

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Playdough's The Republic

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

King Kongs first christmas

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

Stonehenge Sandcastle

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Model Building

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

Computerized Dollhouse.

Little Tiny Push-Carts

Sushi Train Set.

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

Trainset

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

Little girl playing childrens hospital

"Aren't you young to be worrying about college?"

Tiny people.

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."