Mini Therapists Gifts

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

A baby playing on a grand piano

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

Kids Playing Doctor.

"It failed the stress test."

A young positivist.

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

'It's more festive-looking!'

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

"Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted."

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

"Simon, I'm not really interested in your juvenilia."

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

Doc's Kid.

'When I grow up I'm going to be a doctor. If science has left anything uncured.'

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

"They think I don't have a clue."

"Just don't draw on the walls, that never comes off!"

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

"I've got news for you. Kids don't have a union and doing your homework is not negotiable."

'The pain in your eyes is from too much TV. The pain in your arm is from too much base-ball and that other pain is from too much home-work.'

'It must be the plague!'

Junior doctor kits.