Mini Scarecrow Whisperer Gifts

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Quick, start the car!"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Dog Dreams

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'You know too much!'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"That is an outrageous slur."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Hm, still sky high. Let's try the other arm."

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."