Mini Professor Gifts

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

The No No No's

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Four children playing the flute.

Playdough's The Republic

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

A young positivist.

"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

"Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted."

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

Clock Face Golf Set

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

"Aren't you young to be worrying about college?"

'If you get educational toys, do you still have to go to school?'

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

'I looked, and the Ten Commandments don't say ANYTHING about running with scissors!'

Junior doctor kits.

'What do you mean, it's good for me and I'll like it? That sounds like a contradiction in terms.'

'That's all for tonight, God. Stay tuned.'

'It's OK, being completely egocentric is perfectly normal for someone your age.'

"He can't come out to play right now...he's working on his autobiography."