Mini Professor Pillows

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

The No No No's

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Four children playing the flute.

Playdough's The Republic

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."

A young positivist.

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

"Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted."

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

"Aren't you young to be worrying about college?"

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

Clock Face Golf Set

His golfing career in a long tailspin, PGA pro Andy Pemrick spent his later years as the pro at Happy Time Mini-Putt.

'If you get educational toys, do you still have to go to school?'

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

Junior doctor kits.

'I looked, and the Ten Commandments don't say ANYTHING about running with scissors!'

'What do you mean, it's good for me and I'll like it? That sounds like a contradiction in terms.'

'That's all for tonight, God. Stay tuned.'

'It's OK, being completely egocentric is perfectly normal for someone your age.'