Mini Maths Wizard Gifts

Today we learned to count to one.

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

The president's men

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

The Life of Pi

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

The Shrinking Dollar.

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

Calculation Board - You Are Here

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

Counting part time employees is the new math.

'The doctor says he's going to have to give you a few more tests...'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

"Have you been working out?"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

-Great little number cruncher! -But lousy table manners.

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.