Mini Greengrocer T-Shirts

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

At the market

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Non-Humble Pie.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Conference Pears

A young positivist.

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Mom's restaurant - 'You can't leave until you've eaten your greens.'

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

New Marvel Heroes

Try our new genetically engineered produce.

"Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted."

Bonsai Exhibit

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

Grocery Shopping

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"

Low Hanging Fruit

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

Spring in Japan.

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'