Mini Greengrocer T-Shirts

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

At the market

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

Non-Humble Pie.

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

A young positivist.

Conference Pears

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Mom's restaurant - 'You can't leave until you've eaten your greens.'

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

New Marvel Heroes

"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"

Grocery Shopping

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

Spring in Japan.

"Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted."

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

Low Hanging Fruit

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

Bonsai Exhibit

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

Apples...37 Spinach...43 Peaches...51

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"

Mowing the Bottle-Garden