Mini Gene Splicer Gifts

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Exercising

Tabletop Theatre

"I'm still pre-literate."

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

A young positivist.

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

It's a picture book. The words aren't called "subtitles."

Another Screw-up at the Genetics lab. FLASH! What idiot thought of putting a firefly gene in an elephant?!

"Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted."

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

Frankenfish

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

'So there we were, driving to day care, when our van was attacked by a giant squid.'

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

"Dad since my pocket money isn't index linked, you've forced me to have to renegotiate."

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'

Little girl to baby: Is that a good book?

Monsanto - "Bad news, the tomato gene has jumped species"

Kids on Building Site.

Biolab. I put collie DNA into a shark. I got a fish that still bites --- but then it goes for help.

'You'd better cut it into six pieces I don't think I could eat eight!'

"I don't think I could fit another slice in...oh, hold on."

It's my latest recombinant DNA project. Are you a man or a mouse?

Evicted Dollhouse Tenants.

'He can ask 'what's for dinner' in 10 different languages.'