Mini Gene Splicer Mugs

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Exercising

Tabletop Theatre

"I'm still pre-literate."

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

A young positivist.

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

"Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted."

Frankenfish

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

"Dad since my pocket money isn't index linked, you've forced me to have to renegotiate."

'So there we were, driving to day care, when our van was attacked by a giant squid.'

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'

Little girl to baby: Is that a good book?

Monsanto - "Bad news, the tomato gene has jumped species"

Kids on Building Site.

'You'd better cut it into six pieces I don't think I could eat eight!'

Evicted Dollhouse Tenants.

'He can ask 'what's for dinner' in 10 different languages.'

'As you know, we put sardine genes in potatoes, and potato genes in sardines. The results are in. We won't do anything like that again.'