Gene Splicing Enthusiast Mugs

Another Screw-up at the Genetics lab. FLASH! What idiot thought of putting a firefly gene in an elephant?!

Biolab. I put collie DNA into a shark. I got a fish that still bites --- but then it goes for help.

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Frankenfish

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

Some genetically engineered pig

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

'Happy New Ear!'

"See? That's why my Mom wanted me to get her genetics."

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

'Sometimes I wonder how things would have turned out, if I'd gotten Mom's eyes and Dad's hair.'

"I don't know whether we should keep it a secret or call the world press!?"

"Frankly I'm a bit confused. According to the genetic printout this gentleman is, in fact, a goat

DNA Analysis

'It used to be a dairy farm, but now the milk produces therapeutic proteins, and the eggs contain antibiotics.'

Specialized regions in a couple of human chromosomes.

Monsanto - "Bad news, the tomato gene has jumped species"

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

Thomas Hunt Morgan

Recombinant DNA Lab.