Gene-splicing Admirer Gifts

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"Bloody hell!"

A pretention of playwrights

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

Quentin Tarantino

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Another Screw-up at the Genetics lab. FLASH! What idiot thought of putting a firefly gene in an elephant?!

Frankenfish

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

"He appears to be evolving differently to us!"

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Adios Amoebas

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

"How the hell are we supposed to evolve if they keep pushing us back in?!"

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

"In order to be free I had to make certain adjustments."

Specialized regions in a couple of human chromosomes.

Monsanto - "Bad news, the tomato gene has jumped species"

Alright! Now I get to have two girlfriends.

"Hansen, you're a genius! A chicken steak!"

Recombinant DNA Lab.

Globe. Which line do you prefer? "What's past is prologue" or "today is the first day of the rest of your life"?

The first marsupial.

Biolab. I put collie DNA into a shark. I got a fish that still bites --- but then it goes for help.

Man's evolution to the Pub.

It's my latest recombinant DNA project. Are you a man or a mouse?

"Scram!"

'My favorites are Leeuwenhoek, who proved we exist, and Pasteur, who showed the world we have some clout.'

'It took us 12 years to genetically engineer him. We are going to make millions!'

"Not much to look at, but it was a real bargain at the Gene Depot."