Gene-splicing Admirer Pillows

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"Bloody hell!"

A pretention of playwrights

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Frankenfish

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

"He appears to be evolving differently to us!"

Adios Amoebas

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

"How the hell are we supposed to evolve if they keep pushing us back in?!"

"In order to be free I had to make certain adjustments."

Specialized regions in a couple of human chromosomes.

Monsanto - "Bad news, the tomato gene has jumped species"

Alright! Now I get to have two girlfriends.

"Hansen, you're a genius! A chicken steak!"

Recombinant DNA Lab.

The first marsupial.

Man's evolution to the Pub.

"Scram!"

'My favorites are Leeuwenhoek, who proved we exist, and Pasteur, who showed the world we have some clout.'

"Not much to look at, but it was a real bargain at the Gene Depot."

Butterfly with talons