Mini Executive Admirer Gifts

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

"Two boys from legal to see you."

Abraham Lincoln

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

Israeli leader Ariel Sharon, pose one

Barack Obama

"But is it..?"

Suppliers Accounts - "You'll have to be more careful, that's the second time this month you've paid an invoice on time."

'Dad, can I go over to Kevin's house and play in his cubicle?'

"Expensive coffee is a cheap vacation."

'Flea and tick circus'

Winston Churchill.

"Oh, I can paint alright, but only miniatures..."

Mini-tree in woman's drink has mini-man on it.

"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."

President Barack Obama

Hillary Clinton Captain of the Ship

"Well duh yes! My grandpa was an alpha-male: that's why he is a grandpa..."

'... and that one is yours!'

Santa replaces reindeer with a mobility scooter.

Ex-CEO, will work for millions.

"That happy little cloud floating over the Unicorp Building? I want that."

Barak Obama.

'King Arthur had his round table...the president has his oval office.'

Position - Opposition

"What do you expect a shrink to look like?"

Schoolboy answering a question