Mindfulness Skeptic Gifts

"I practice Corporate Zen. It's like regular Zen, but a teensy more cutthroat."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"And then I tried meditation but found I couldn't stand the hassle."

"Ideal - mine's completely empty."

Where your mind & battle are los

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Thinking Gears

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Work/Life Balance

The Map of the human brain

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Surfing the daily stress

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

Turn, turn and turn.

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Fight or Flight

"Try thinking about something else."

Worry tank

Mind-Fullness

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

What else is there to wish for?

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"The goal is to hate yourself."

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Zenemies.