"I practice Corporate Zen. It's like regular Zen, but a teensy more cutthroat."
Mindfulness Skeptic T-Shirts
Celebrate their skeptical outlook with t-shirts that combine witty commentary and creative design. Great for those who question the mindfulness craze without taking themselves too seriously.
"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."
When it comes to emptying your mind, you can't beat afternoon TV!
Al, you're oblivious to life's bigger picture. And loving it!
"And then I tried meditation but found I couldn't stand the hassle."
"Ideal - mine's completely empty."
Where your mind & battle are los
A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'
"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."
"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."
Thinking Gears
"Do you guys serve beer?"
Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.
Work/Life Balance
The Map of the human brain
"He's taught himself work-life balance."
Surfing the daily stress
Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer
Turn, turn and turn.
"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."
"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"
"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me
"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."
"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."
Fight or Flight
"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."
'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'
'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'
"Try thinking about something else."
Worry tank
'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'
Mind-Fullness
It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.
What else is there to wish for?
'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'
Mindfulness Skeptic T-Shirts Collection
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