Mindfulness Joker Pillows

"Today is the first day of the rest of my life! That's a lot of stress to deal with."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"The goal is to hate yourself."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Yoga.

"Is this who I am?"

Burnout Syndrome...

Guru.

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

Only Clowns

How to recover from a bad day

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

Tonight: Al Hari Kish, leading yoga expert, speaks on 'this topsy-turvy world'

"Where can I find some peace of mind?"

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

'You're not paranoid, due to terrorism, feeling anxious all the time is the 'new normal'.'

"Are you there now, Linda? Are you in that happy, safe place that brings you peace and assurance, and deep contentment?"

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

"She's late for her stress management course."

I am one with stupid.

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

"It's okay to just go through the motions."

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

"#Living my best life."

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

Paranoia Clinic

"You're starting to look like your old self again."

"Yeah, we're pretty freaked out too."

'More isn't doing the trick lately. What comes AFTER more?'