Mindfulness Joker Prints

"Today is the first day of the rest of my life! That's a lot of stress to deal with."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"The goal is to hate yourself."

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Yoga.

Burnout Syndrome...

Guru.

"Is this who I am?"

How to recover from a bad day

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

Only Clowns

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

"You emptied your mind already? That was quick."

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

"Where can I find some peace of mind?"

Tonight: Al Hari Kish, leading yoga expert, speaks on 'this topsy-turvy world'

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

'You're not paranoid, due to terrorism, feeling anxious all the time is the 'new normal'.'

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

"Are you there now, Linda? Are you in that happy, safe place that brings you peace and assurance, and deep contentment?"

"She's late for her stress management course."

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

"It's okay to just go through the motions."

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

"#Living my best life."

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

I am one with stupid.

"You're starting to look like your old self again."

Paranoia Clinic

"Yeah, we're pretty freaked out too."