Mindful Texter Pillows

Be Back Later. Sitting On Mountain Meditating.

Screen Time vs Book Time

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

Zenemies.

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

Yogi back in 5.

Binary Meditation.

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

"At last! - A text from Godot!!"

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

A man surrounded with lovehearts

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

An ellipsis in the sky

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

You Have 1 New Messages

'You want to take our relationship a bit slower How about we only sms once a day'

"If you need me, I'll be in my room watching YouTube videos, texting, Skyping and blowing off my homework."

"I just sent a penny to your bank account for your thoughts."

www.meditation.commm

"As a fellow dog, you should know how hard it is to type with paws."

WHILE YOU WERE OUT OF BODY...

'OMG!'

Valentine's Day texting

Sex therapist...

Exclamation road sign says 'OMG'

"I just got a text from my teenage daughter. Do you speak emoji?"

'Just when you think you've reached the final awareness, they send another update.'