Mindful Texter T-Shirts

Be Back Later. Sitting On Mountain Meditating.

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

Zenemies.

Screen Time vs Book Time

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

Hold for one more page, then roll over into the bended elbow, resting chin pose. Book yoga.

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

Yogi back in 5.

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

"At last! - A text from Godot!!"

Binary Meditation.

You Have 1 New Messages

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

Psychiatry. Did you get in touch with your inner child? Yeah, and now I understand all my apps!

An ellipsis in the sky

Spirituality.

"If you need me, I'll be in my room watching YouTube videos, texting, Skyping and blowing off my homework."

'You want to take our relationship a bit slower How about we only sms once a day'

"I just sent a penny to your bank account for your thoughts."

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Exclamation road sign says 'OMG'

Sex therapist...

Valentine's Day texting

WHILE YOU WERE OUT OF BODY...

'OMG!'

"As a fellow dog, you should know how hard it is to type with paws."

"I just got a text from my teenage daughter. Do you speak emoji?"