Mindful Meditative Gifts

A Cat's my Life Coach

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Where your mind & battle are los

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Counting ribs

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

Thinking Gears

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

The Map of the human brain

Dog yoga

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Surfing the daily stress

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Be Healthy

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'