Mindful Mavericks Gifts

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

"The key to meditation is learning to stay."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

A child interrupting family prayers

Gene Therapy

"It's somehow comforting to witness a revival of the classics in motivational technique."

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

Psychiatry. Ordinary therapeutic techniques have been unsuccessful, but I have a crazy idea that just might work!

DO IT YOURSELF - Four new jobs we'll all have to do ourselves

"Stan, this looks like a breakthrough!"

"Please join me now in a group meditation."

"Don't try to understand them, just ride and rope and brand them."

"We at Megacorp are very supportive of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazcylone' to enhance the experience."

"Don't feel bad. Shallow people make my job easy."

'Darn! - Don't you hate it when you forget what you were meditating about?'

"Possible side effects include disharmony, lack of oneness, and blurred third-eye vision."

Conformity

"If you're happy and you know it, stick with your dosage."

'A sure-win radio talk show. People phone in with questions on existence and reality, and you respond with total silence.'

"Maybe this session we could work on getting you to admit you need help?"

Don't sweat the small stuff

In and Outre Tray

Doctor with 'Out patient' clip board being sped up by 'Competition', 'Technology' and 'DRG's'

'Ever since this 'evolution' thing started, I've been doing a lot of soul-searching.'

"I hope these reviews don't make you nervous."

"Never mind what Dr. Freud says. You just listen to what Dr. Hippleman says."

DoctorGuru - 'Do you have an appointment?'

''Go with the flow' may be a bad way to put it.'

"If you are amenable to that offer, I am prepared to respond with this facial expression."

"Where is everybody going?"

'We wouldn't dream of blaming you...'

"How long have you been hearing these voices?"