Mindful Mavericks Gifts

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

"The key to meditation is learning to stay."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

A child interrupting family prayers

Gene Therapy

"It's somehow comforting to witness a revival of the classics in motivational technique."

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

DO IT YOURSELF - Four new jobs we'll all have to do ourselves

"Stan, this looks like a breakthrough!"

"Please join me now in a group meditation."

"Don't try to understand them, just ride and rope and brand them."

"Don't feel bad. Shallow people make my job easy."

"We at Megacorp are very supportive of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazcylone' to enhance the experience."

'Darn! - Don't you hate it when you forget what you were meditating about?'

"Possible side effects include disharmony, lack of oneness, and blurred third-eye vision."

Conformity

'A sure-win radio talk show. People phone in with questions on existence and reality, and you respond with total silence.'

"If you're happy and you know it, stick with your dosage."

"Maybe this session we could work on getting you to admit you need help?"

"Never mind what Dr. Freud says. You just listen to what Dr. Hippleman says."

'Ever since this 'evolution' thing started, I've been doing a lot of soul-searching.'

Don't sweat the small stuff

Doctor with 'Out patient' clip board being sped up by 'Competition', 'Technology' and 'DRG's'

DoctorGuru - 'Do you have an appointment?'

"I hope these reviews don't make you nervous."

''Go with the flow' may be a bad way to put it.'

"If you are amenable to that offer, I am prepared to respond with this facial expression."

'We wouldn't dream of blaming you...'

"Where is everybody going?"

"How long have you been hearing these voices?"

Psychological Umbrella

Have a very calm Christmas