Mindful Masher Gifts

Trash your Worries

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Gene Therapy

Yoga To-Do

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"May I remind you that my core worth as a human being remains constant, and isn't tied to external validation."

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

Blok conforming, with difficulty.

"Half-full. Those were the days."

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

I am one with stupid.

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

'You've cured my insufferable conceit, Doc -- now I'm perfect!'

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

Exercise vs Laxative.

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

Brain and heart sweep away the negative

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

"You’ll get nothingness and like it."

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.