Mindful Lounger Pillows

"Come, join me for a few moments of mindful indolence!"

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"I am dressed for the job I want."

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

'...and talk about lazy!'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

Sick person curled up at home

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

Counting Booze bruises

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

Rest distracted by moles.

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

'Well played, sir.'

Floating

"I really should have paid attention to everything I learned in Kindergarten."

"Sleeping in?"

'He's not afraid of hard work-look at the way he fights it!'

Nothing gives me a greater feeling of accomplishment than not accomplishing anything.

Hockney by the Pool

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

A woman teaches a cat maths as a man eats chips and drinks beer with a dog.

"In this country, son, anything is possible, including you going out and getting a job."

Exercise doesn't increase longevity --- It's well known that things with fewer moving parts last longer!

"Tell me boss, how is the holiday weather in Hawaii?"