Mindful Lounger Prints

"Come, join me for a few moments of mindful indolence!"

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"I am dressed for the job I want."

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'...and talk about lazy!'

Sick person curled up at home

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

Counting Booze bruises

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

Floating

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

"I really should have paid attention to everything I learned in Kindergarten."

'Well played, sir.'

Rest distracted by moles.

"Sleeping in?"

"Tell me boss, how is the holiday weather in Hawaii?"

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

Hockney by the Pool

'I've decided to stay in bed till lunchtime to see if I feel like a teenager again.'

A woman teaches a cat maths as a man eats chips and drinks beer with a dog.

"In this country, son, anything is possible, including you going out and getting a job."

'He's not afraid of hard work-look at the way he fights it!'