Tranquil Lounger Prints

Noisy neighbours - wind chimes.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

'...and talk about lazy!'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

Sick person curled up at home

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

Rest distracted by moles.

'Well played, sir.'

Floating

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

"Tell me boss, how is the holiday weather in Hawaii?"

Hockney by the Pool

"Stay tuned to 6, the channel to snooze by."

A woman teaches a cat maths as a man eats chips and drinks beer with a dog.

Slow News Day

"I'm quite enjoying working from home."

'I just started at the bottom and I like it there!'

'What do you intend doing with your life, Son?' 'Ooh... Let's not tempt fate, Dad.'

Man gets a sun tan on a tourist guide book.