Carefree Lounger Pillows

Floating

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"I am dressed for the job I want."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Lighthouse Hammock.

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

'...and talk about lazy!'

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"You're back. Hold on … just give me a minute."

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

Sick person curled up at home

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

Mexican Dog

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

Weekend paper with an index to the supplements it contains.

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

Counting Booze bruises

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

'My dietitian told me to do something about my weight.....'

'Well played, sir.'

'I am going to do a spot of gardening, have you seen my ear protectors?'

Rest distracted by moles.

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

"Sleeping in?"

Hockney by the Pool

"Tell me boss, how is the holiday weather in Hawaii?"