Mindful Friend Gifts

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

"You're suffering from extreme laziness."

Shall I be mother?

Yogi back in 5.

'This training session is all about challenging assumptions. For example you see someone looking depressed, dishevelled, unkempt it's easy to jump to conclusions. But they may not be a social worker, they may be a client!'

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

'If only I could accept that I can't accept being someone who finds it hard to accept acceptance from those who accept me for the person that I can't accept I really am.'

Alternative Medicine. Group Hug.

Great. What do I get the man who already HAS nothing? It's a birthday party.

'I just feel so used all the time.'

Arabian Nights.

Just one of the many ways self-help books can improve people's lives.

Client-centered Therapy.

'Mr. Willinston, whose depression has been giving him a fit lately, will see you now.'

'I would be more health conscious if only I could also be unconscious.'

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part One

If that's my psychiatrist, I'm not here, but wherever I am, I'm living in the moment. ? ? Ring.

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

Tunnel of Anxiety

'Yes, well, in my practice patients are encouraged to express their feeling to the fullest.'

Addiction Research Centre.

Global Thermostat - Do Not Adjust.

"So how did 'DRY JANUARY' go?"

Flowers Explosion!

"Mostly been praising Krishna a lot."

"Enrol now, meditation course."

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

Traffic Sign Haiku

My Mother Is Dead But Her Body Is Still Alive

"Ask me about my long face."

"You just had to ask him how he was doing, didn't you?"

"My goodness, Albert! Open your eyes and watch out where you're going while grazing!"

There once was a person who planted a seed

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

"I AM a counsellor..!"