Mind-body Interaction Analyst Gifts

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

"You're overthinking it. Sometimes a belly rub is just a belly rub."

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

Body Language - "Guess why I'm annoyed."

"I owe all my success to the psychiatrist who gave me the word GREED as my mantra!"

"It's all the rage at court but I doubt it will catch on. He calls it power posing. . .!"

'You're docile enough alright, but I don't like how you grind your teeth while you sleep!'

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

'Now don't forget what I told you - no touching!'

"I'm competitive,cruel,glad when my friends fail...I've no idea why I'm here."

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"Is it always so cloudy?"

'Sometimes I wonder how things would have turned out, if I'd gotten Mom's eyes and Dad's hair.'

'I envy your metabolism.'

'We need to learn what happened at eleven O'clock.'

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

"It seems the broadness of your mind and the narrowness of your waist have changed places."

Street sign: 'Life gets even more complicated here to corner.'

"I've finally got my head together."

'I want to speak with you about your work habits.' 'You mean work is habit forming?'

"I wouldn't usually say, 'she's always copying me' is grounds for divorce."

A prediction.

"Today's alpha-lesson is 'become a vapor.' Wherever you are, be it a broom closet or a baseball stadium, carry yourself as if your body fills the entire room. Greet people with your arms out wide. Have a wide stance. A booming laugh. A wide open smile. Becoming a vapor is the best and most legal way to mark your territory."

'Sister Agatha you're flirting with another bad habit,'

"And do you, Robert, mind if I smoke?"

"It's his body language. All I hear is snorting, burping, and ominous rumblings from his lower extremities."

"And how does that make you feel about your father?"

"Damn it, when things were going well there was nothing but eye contact."

'Everything OK?'