Mind-body Interaction Analyst Mugs

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

"You're overthinking it. Sometimes a belly rub is just a belly rub."

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

"You emptied your mind already? That was quick."

"I owe all my success to the psychiatrist who gave me the word GREED as my mantra!"

Body Language - "Guess why I'm annoyed."

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

"It's all the rage at court but I doubt it will catch on. He calls it power posing. . .!"

'You're docile enough alright, but I don't like how you grind your teeth while you sleep!'

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

"I'm competitive,cruel,glad when my friends fail...I've no idea why I'm here."

'Now don't forget what I told you - no touching!'

"Is it always so cloudy?"

Title Page for 'Mrs Grundy'

'Sometimes I wonder how things would have turned out, if I'd gotten Mom's eyes and Dad's hair.'

'I envy your metabolism.'

'We need to learn what happened at eleven O'clock.'

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

Street sign: 'Life gets even more complicated here to corner.'

"I've finally got my head together."

"It seems the broadness of your mind and the narrowness of your waist have changed places."

Empathy School for Trump

'I want to speak with you about your work habits.' 'You mean work is habit forming?'

"My back says 'low pressure', my joints say 'cold' and my old UFC injury says 'snow'. Back to you, Katie."

"It's his body language. All I hear is snorting, burping, and ominous rumblings from his lower extremities."

Motion denied. Your lips say "motion denied," but your eyes say "approach the bench."

"Today's alpha-lesson is 'become a vapor.' Wherever you are, be it a broom closet or a baseball stadium, carry yourself as if your body fills the entire room. Greet people with your arms out wide. Have a wide stance. A booming laugh. A wide open smile. Becoming a vapor is the best and most legal way to mark your territory."

'Sister Agatha you're flirting with another bad habit,'

"I wouldn't usually say, 'she's always copying me' is grounds for divorce."

A prediction.

"And do you, Robert, mind if I smoke?"

"And how does that make you feel about your father?"

"Damn it, when things were going well there was nothing but eye contact."