Minced Oath Day Pillows

February 26th is Minced Oath Day

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Cares and woes.

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

Church In and Out Trays 'Lord Giveth' and 'Taketh away'

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

Beware of the Legislation

The Art of the Possible

New Mandate - Gun Control, Immigration Reform, Jobs, End of War, and Health Reform.

Biden presidency

Cat Olympics

"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'."

Boy in court swearing oath on comic book

'The jury and our computers find the defendant guilty.'

The weight of winning gold.

Vicar

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

Trump's Oath

Some catholic like it hot

Biden Wins

'What wine goes with the Hippocratic Oath- my nephew graduated from medical school.'

"That's against the rules...."

Place you hand on the bible and repeat after me. Place your hand on the bible and repeat after me. No. Don't repeat that! No. Don't repeat that! Your honor, make him stop! You honor, make him stop! Another long day in juvenile court.

An after-grazing mint.

'I was an ardent Royalist until I found out that we're only entitled to unpaid leave.'

'No way you're ever going to comply with all of THAT!'

President Trump: 3 hours without a Constitutional crisis.

'And do you, Randall, take Linda and her cat that doesn't like you?'

"Your Honor, it would be a hardship for me to sit on a long, non-celebrity trial.

'...and now I suppose they'll expect a day off for EVERY Jubilee!'

"We the jury couldn't reach a verdict, but we were able to come up with this haunting ballad about the murder."

Well, APPARENTLY mom isn't familiar with National Goof-Off Day!

'Do you swear to tell the truth even though you'd be crazy not to lie?'

'And as a committed Royalist you'd be witnessing this historic event at Westminster Abbey.... or the King's Head.'