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Sitting in a tree

Tiny Visions

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'You're going the wrong way, Ben!'

"That song in your heart has a nice beat to it."

'OK, how about something a little more upbeat?'

Chair massages.

"There, there, dear. It's perfectly normal for a new bride on her wedding night to shit like a goose on her husband."

Dragon fireplace

"Is the snapper fresh?"

'Moron.'

Alastair Cook

Child having his portrait painted and mother asking for his expression to be preserved

Dog on skates.

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

Corkscrewed wine bottle.

"If I say I need to go out, I need to go out."

"Now I'll read a selection from the book I have chosen. Sift a quarter cup of flour into a bowl. . ."

Genie and the lamp, "It's the delux model."

Iceberg For Sale

'That's the last time you have a sip of coffee.'

'It's his birthday. Can you play 'Another day older and deeper in debt'?'

'Will this take long? I'm late for a very important date.'

'Can I buy you a drink?', 'Do whatever you have to do.'

'He's fine, fine, just recovering from a knockabout game of Ludo.'

Monk reads in bed using night light candle clipped to book.

A child stares at a spotted dog with the same pattern on its fur as his mother's dress.

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