Mimosa Mixologist T-Shirts

'We were all out of OJ for the mimosas, so I improvised and use this.'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Yoga for Alcoholics

We'll have Manhattans...

Join me in a Martini?

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Shaken not stirred

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

Espresso Martini Peacock

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Baloneystini

The Martini is invented.

You're the olive in my martini

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

"A bloody Martian, please."

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

Rabbit Punch

'The first cocktail.'

Mediterranean Martini

My friend here is being FAR too modest! He's not just ANY bartender! Karl's the guy who invented the Fuzzy Navel!'