Millipede Admirer T-Shirts

'Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch! Boy I hate hot sand...'

Seagiraffes

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Giraffe Umbrella

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Giraffe Selfie

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Turtle Trailer Court

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Cat has birds on whiskers,

The Monitor is going to sleep.

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

Jungle Games

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

Different kinds of car rides

'I love rock festivals!'

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

Chameleon and TV

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

'What? I'm behind the barriers, aren't I?'

Spider Press-Ups

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

'Cosmetic surgery.'

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'