Millennium Historian Gifts

'To this century's most obnoxious party guest...'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Fossil record player.

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Aluminium Henge

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

"Let me take you back to a dark time when all you could do with a phone was make phone calls."

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

'Santa thinks desktops will come back.'

Caveman to wheel inventor: 'Nice invention - how do you boot it up?'

The Thinker (Millennials Edition)

Computer Address Book.

Trump 2.0

'You mean you once had to WRITE letters?'

'In ancient times they needed these to watch TV!'

Man at computer sees 'Y2K' comet coming towards him

'Last child without her own cell phone' museum exhibit.

Preserved head and mobile phone.

"He wouldn't have rolled over and over in agony on the bombed-out cinder pitches we had to play on!"

"Scratch and sniff ... it smells like mimeograph paper."